Her Ladyship's Favor

A wealthy and exceptionally spiteful noblewoman has enlisted you, a lower-class ragamuffin, to help her exact her revenge.  You, of course, see this as your golden opportunity to climb out of the gutter and into the glorious world of the upper-class.  All you have to do is break a few laws, windows, locks, or faces.  

Requires at least one (but preferably several) four-sided dice (d4s) and one player acting as a game master.   Oliver Twist-style Cockney accents not necessary but welcome.